Archive for Xbox 360

X is for Xbox 360

Posted in Consoles, Xbox 360 with tags , , , , on April 2011, by residentgamer

Dear Xbox,

I love you, I really do, but  you frighten me. You get loud and sound angry. You don’t want to do what I want sometimes. You turn red and just stop paying attention to me. Then you leave for a month and come back with “I’m sorry, here’s a  small present.”  Occasionally, you destroy my things.  But I keep coming back. Why? Because you have attributes the others don’t have. I’ve said in the past after you give me this or that, I’m done with you. But then you tell me about some new, awesome thing you’re working on. Damn you.

Love, me

Okay, so that wasn’t entirely serious, but I think any long time 360 owner can relate on some level. RROD, E74, or “the 360 ate my game.”  I have two 360’s. One is an older model I call Old Clunky. Old Clunky has made the trip to Texas (where 360s are fixed) for the RROD once while in my possession. Old Clunky ate my Halo Reach disc and is working on Black Ops by the looks of it. He also makes lots of noise and doesn’t want to close his tray sometimes.

Then I have a S model. It’s much quieter and I don’t hold my breath in fear when I turn it on. Thank you! The only thing that bothers me is its sensitive nature. It will turn on and open its tray while I dust it. I’m afraid when a cat walks by, it will turn on. Cause really, all you got to do it wave your finger in front of it and it pops to life. It’s because of this nonsense, the tray has broken once already. All my babies go to Texas. They vacation there.  But, I can’t deny I really love the S model. It’s so much better.

Really, Microsoft. I love your exclusives. Gears, Halo, Left 4 Dead. I can’t get them on the PS3 or Wii. I prefer XBL to the PSN, even if I have to pay for it.

So there. Thank you for the S model. I’m not too afraid general hardware failure anymore. I enjoy playing it and it doesn’t seem to mess up the discs. Yay!

For a complete account of my RROD adventure go here